For the final week I’m in Miami and the Florida keys for some much needed R&R (rest and relaxation). It’s an interesting area, reminiscent of Southern California. That’s perhaps unsurprising given that both were previously under Spanish control (albeit the Spanish stole them both from the Native Americans). There are some remarkable ‘coincidences’ in how California and Florida were ‘acquired’ by the American government at a similar point in the expansion of the US. The US invented a pretext to ‘liberate’ California from ‘Spanish aggression’, and it invented a pretext to buy Florida off the Spanish. California as it was under Spanish control covered the current states of Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona and California – a significant area that now accounts for about 50 million US citizens. In the case of Florida, the US was at war with the Seminole nation due to treaties it repeatedly broke, and the war spilled over into Spanish territory. The US claimed an ‘immutable right of self defence’ – ie; an immutable right to exterminate the Native Americans by chasing them into Spanish territory. The Spanish thought they’d be better off out of the whole gig and sold Florida to the US.

Miami
Miami is a handsome city by the water; North and South Beach are on a separate island connected by an artificial causeway. Spanish is widely spoken, and there is a huge Latin American community in the city. Among them is a significant Cuban ex-pat population – if you go to South Beach try a Cuban sandwich from Puerta Segua. The beach is long, pristine and beautiful. Ocean Drive which runs parallel to it is packed from morning to night with the world promenading in all its finery. Or skateboarding, running, cycling or doing free weights – another similarity with Southern California. Bumper sticker on car: ‘My boss is a Jewish carpenter.’

The area is also known for iconic art-deco architecture, which is partly a result of rebuilding after the 1926 hurricane. There are a lot of amazing buildings, at times it’s difficult to process them because there are so many to take in. We spend Boxing Day chilling on the beach – it’s a lovely atmosphere, and then…..just to remind us we are still in the US: a plane flies over trailing a big banner – ‘fire machine guns @ lock and load Miami’. Well, dear readers, what could be more appropriate for Boxing Day on South Beach Miami? I know you’ll be thinking ‘old baldy’s overdoing it here’ – so we took photo evidence, below:

The Keys
Florida’s keys extend below Miami and to the side of the Everglades. They are a geographical quirk, and can only really be comprehended by looking at a simple map. Key West is the southernmost point of the continental US, being much closer to Havana than it is to Miami. As such it’s very much in the Caribbean. It’s a tightly packed community, heavily driven by the tourist trade (mainly from the rest of the US, but also the rest of the world). But it also has a proper community feel, and is rather an artist’s colony – it reminds me a bit of St Ives with better weather. Its most famous resident was the novelist Ernest Hemmingway, and there are clearly a number of Hemmingway groupies about. The scenery around the keys is really odd, almost pre-historic. The whole system of keys is essentially a natural causeway linked by bridges, and bounded by swamps, semi-swamps and weird outgrowths of greenery in the middle of the sea. It feels fitting that my journey finishes here, concluding at the very end of US-1. The trip down the west coast concluded at most south-westerly point of the US, and now I’m on the opposite side.

Rounding up
I’ve met some remarkable people in the US doing my research. I have heard some appalling stories. Many of the relatives who’ve had loved ones killed by police have kept going in the face of daunting odds in their attempts to get justice. I’m not at all sure I could do so in the same circumstances. Doing this research has affected the way I’ve viewed the US, and being here during the election madness probably hasn’t helped. Being away for five months has been tough. I miss home, family, friends, colleagues, neighbours, the cat, our allotment. It seems I’m more Yoorpean than I thought I was, and that I’m probably more British as well.

It took some convincing for me to write a blog, but I’ve enjoyed it, and in some ways it kept me sane. Writing things down forces you to think hard about what you think, about what you’ve seen and experienced. And in five months in the US, that covers a lot. My stay must have changed me, but I’m not sure how yet – perhaps I never shall never know. Initially I struggled to write one post per week, but it became increasingly obvious that there were a huge number of things to talk about. If you’d told me back in July that I would eventually write twenty posts and more than 22,000 words I would have laughed at you. I had so many more examples of prescription medication advertisements I wanted to talk about! I also wanted to comment on the long running kerfuffle over US sports stars demonstrating against the national anthem – it says a lot about the US identity triumvirate I mentioned in the last post, but it just got so complicated and I’d have had to have written a whole post on it. Another subject I never got to was the absolute need for a car if one lives in the US and how that affects everything from shopping, to alcohol, to spatial awareness. Finally, I got somewhat preoccupied with the US mania for leaf blowers and leaf suckers, which to me appeared to sum up the mania for organising everything – even nature. I’d like to thank you for reading my observations and for giving me feedback, it’s been one way of staying in touch with the world outside the US. Finally, I’d also like to thank Simon Cheung from Coventry University for patiently explaining all of this poota magic to me. Without him there would have been no blog.
The US is a huge, sprawling country. It is jaw-droppingly beautiful, and I feel I’ve barely scratched the surface of it. My travels have taken me to the breath-taking Oregon coast; whale watching at Monterrey; Yosemite national park; the magnificent delta around New Orleans; the mind-boggling ecosystems around the Florida keys; and the majesty of the Great Smoky Mountains in Fall – these are merely a handful of highlights. It has remarkable urban centres, New York feels so different to Seattle or the Bay Area cities; New Orleans feels different to everywhere else in the US; Miami is more like a Latin American city in many ways; Chicago is a big multicultural mash-up set against the beauty of Lake Michigan. The food has been better than everyone told me (in some cases, warned me) it would be, the people are better informed than most Europeans think they are. They are also remarkably worried about Europe sees the US, and I wonder to what extent this indicates an odd sense of inferiority.

I’m not the first person to consider the US to be an ungovernable country. It was set up with a complex system of governmental checks and balances; this has been exacerbated by an increasingly huge and diverse population, and also by states increasingly exercising their power and ignoring federal decisions. In the final analysis, it seems to me that its ungovernable nature might be its saving grace in the coming four years. Goodbye America, I doubt this is my last trip to see you, but I’m glad to be going home.
































